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First, I need to make sure I understand the correct spelling of the term. The user wrote 'buff cheeked,' which seems like it's supposed to be "buffalo-checked." That makes sense as a portmanteau between buffalo and check, similar to how "monsoon-proof" is a blend of monsoon and proof. So 'buffalo-checked' would mean having bumps or spots that resemble those on a buffalo's face. Now, for the definition part. It needs to be hilarious and informative. Maybe start with a funny analogy involving buffaloes. Buffalos are known for their distinctive facial features—hump backs, maybe calluses from rubbing against things. So 'buffalo-checked' could refer to someone or something that has check-like marks or spots, perhaps from constant friction. Wait, the wordplay here is important. Since it's a blend of buffalo and checked, the humor might come from combining the characteristics of both. Buffaloes have calluses, so maybe the term refers to callouses, but in a cheeky way. Alternatively, it could be literal checks (like bank checks) on a buffalo's face, which is absurd but funny. For the example sentence, it needs to be edgy or unsettling. Maybe use a context that's slightly disturbing, like describing a person's appearance in a clinical way that turns creepy. For instance, a doctor examining someone with pronounced 'buffalo-checks' under harsh lighting—adds an uneasy vibe. But I need to ensure the example is both edgy and uses the word correctly. Perhaps set it in a place that's inherently unsettling, like a morgue or a dystopian future. Wait, maybe something more everyday but dark. Like a character with exaggerated 'buffalo-checks' who behaves erratically, creating discomfort. Wait, let me check if 'buffalo-checked' is a recognized term. A quick search in my mind... Oh, there's the "Buffalo buffalo" joke where it's used humorously, so blending that with checked (as in having checks or gridlines) could work. So defining it as having patterned skin resembling checks, maybe from constant rubbing. Putting it all together: Define 'buffalo-checked' as a humorous term for possessing check-like markings, inspired by buffalo's physical traits. Then the example sentence could involve a person with these marks in a context that makes observers uneasy, like a serial killer at a bar exam, but that's too cliché. Maybe more subtle—like someone attending a high-society event with scars mistaken for fashion. Wait, the user wants an edgy example. How about: "He arrived at the crime scene, his scalp adorned with freakishly precise 'buffalo-checks' from some bizarre ritualistic grooming routine." Hmm, not sure. Maybe more visceral. Alternatively, use it in a way that plays on medical terms but takes a dark turn. Alternatively, use 'buffalo-cheeked' to describe something else, like a vehicle with checkered paint Job but humorously attributed to buffalo influence. Then the example could be an unsettling scenario where that description applies in a creepy setting. Wait, perhaps the term is used metaphorically. For instance, a car that's been 'buffalo-cheeked' as a modification—like adding checks for some aesthetic or functional purpose. But the example needs to be edgy. Maybe: "Her face was a canvas of wild 'buffalo-checks,' each line telling a story of scars from her vengeful alter-ego." That could work, but maybe too abstract. Alternatively, use it in a context that's unexpected. Like describing weather patterns as having buffalo-checks, implying some sort of chaotic pattern that unsettles people. Not sure. Let me refocus. The key is to make the definition funny and clear, then an example that's slightly disturbing. Maybe combine medical humor with dark imagery. For instance, defining 'buffalo-cheeked' as having pronounced cheek veins or acne that mimic a buffalo's appearance, leading to an example like: "The vulture perched ominously on his 'buffalo-cheeked' corpse, indifferent to the scent of decay." Wait, but that's stretching it. Maybe better to keep it anthropomorphic. Like a person with exaggerated facial checks who moves unnervingly. Or use it in technology—like a smartphone model called Buffalo-Checked for its grid-like screen imperfections. No, perhaps stick to human characteristics. The example should unsettle the reader. How about: "At precisely 23:00, he made his usual rounds; by then, every stranger on the street was either in hiding or too petrified to look up when a 'buffalo-cheeked' figure loomed ominously from the shadows." That's evocative but maybe too vague. Alternatively, use it in a medical context with an unsettling twist: "The surgeon's hands were surprisingly delicate for someone so described as 'buffalo-cheeked,' yet his examination of her vitals was akin to prodding raw nerves—a sure path to cardiac arrest." Hmm, not quite. Wait, maybe combine both terms. If 'buffalo-proof' is a thing (though actually it's "buffalo resistant" or something), then blending them into 'buffalo-cheeked' makes sense. So the example could be in a scenario where someone tries to resist something but ends up with these marks metaphorically. Alternatively, use it literally: A statue of a buffalo with checkered patterns on its face is installed in a park, causing public outrage for glorifying animal abuse—no, that's not edgy enough. Back to basics. The user wants 'buff cheeked' defined humorously. So: Buffalo-cheeked (bracketed as an adjective): Adorned with the unmistakable visage of a bovine buffalo, complete with imagined nasal calluses and exaggerated follicular eruptions on its cheeks—essentially, possessing facial blemishes so pronounced they could rival a herd's worth of buffalos in spots. Then an example: "His pallor was not just deathly white; his 'buffalo-cheeked' countenance suggested he'd been scrutinizing the suspects under interrogation for hours, each furrowed brow and cheekmark etching deeper into his already tortured face." Wait, but that's more about crow's feet or sweat lines. Maybe better to emphasize random checks: "She strutted down the catwalk, her alabaster skin adorned with an absurd array of 'buffalo-cheeked' freckles that would make a vampire blush—each one strategically placed to unnerve the onlooker." Example sentence needs to be edgy/unstable. How about: "In the dimly lit bar, his 'buffalo-cheeked' grin was as unsettling as it was mesmerizing, each check-like scar on his face seemingly pulsating with a life of its own." That could work—combines visual unease with almost supernatural qualities. Alternatively, use it in a psychological context: "Her 'buffalo-cheeked' demeanor conveyed not just anger but an unshakeable derangement, her eyes wild enough to suggest she was plotting something far more sinister than mere confrontations." Hmm. The key is balancing humor
